Julie's Football Picks

2009 - 2010 Season

Don't look like an asshole when betting on the football games, let Julie do it for you.
Julie is an outgoing and very confident anus and she uses her intuition, and not much else, to provide these picks as a service to you
... her adoring fans!
Julie picks a confidence number from 1- 16 for each game and the higher the number, the more confidence she has in her pick.


This year we are continuing the fun with having the football pool at Spank School.  You can follow the threads about the football pool there. 

Last year's winner was Janitor Steve, with the runner up being the previous year's winner, Ravenwolf.    Here is a link to the Spank School Award Ceremony thread.

Would you like to join our Football Pool?  Then simply join Spank School, and post your picks each week in the football thread.



Excel Sheet Stats
(see ALL the stats as Julie adds them!)

every weeks player picks and totals updated constantly
(updated 2:22 pm)
week 1
DEB WINS!
114 points
week 2
Julie Wins!
99 points
week 3
Sara Wins!
122 points
week 4
Timmy Wins!
122 points
week 5
Timmy Wins!!
97 points
week 6
Janitor Steve Wins!!
95 points
week 7
Timmy Wins!!
122 points
week 8
Timmy Wins!!
99 points
week 9
Coach Tiger Wins!!!
101 points
week 10
Janitor Steve Wins!!!
125 points
week 11
Deb Wins!!!
110 points
week 12
Coach Tiger Wins!!!
125 points
week 13
Anna Wins!!
114 points
week 14
Coach Tiger Wins!!
112 points
week 15
Rene Wins!!
92 points
week 16
Timmy Wins!!
103 points
week 17
Timmy Wins!!!
101 points
week 18
Coach Tiger Wins!!
94 points


Questions and Answers:

Who is Julie?
Julie Janitori is a bummy hole.  She is z's bummy hole to be exact.

Is Julie really an anus? 
Yes, Julie is an anus.  She is also a bummy hole, bummy button, naughty little stink hole, pink tight puckered pit.

How does Julie make her football picks?
She uses her anus intuition and not much else.

What is this about her having a tooth?  Isn't that dangerous?
That's why you shouldn't stick anything you are especially fond of into Julie, especially if she is in a bad mood!  Julie has just one tooth, but it spins.  It is the sharpest tooth on the planet and since it spins she only needs one tooth.

Can I meet Julie?
No, she is shy.  She is a bummy hole.  She doesn't date, also she is married.

Who is Julie married to?
Julie was wed to Janitor Steve in September 2001.  It was a small ceremony, but there was music and a number of witnesses.

If Julie is shy, how can she do so many things?
She overcomes her shyness in order to get things done.

I heard that Julie has a very long signature line.  What is that about?
Julie didn't want to go against the rules of netequette and have a signature line that was more than four lines long, but she realized the importance of providing accurate information, so she created a website page to hold her ever expanding signature line.

What is Julie's favorite color.
That's an easy one, pink!

What does Julie think of people making wise cracks about her being an asshole?
Julie feels they are just jealous!



Do you have a question for Julie?  Then write to julie (at) smilingwithteeth (dot) com

Julie is extremely busy, but when she has the times she will reply.