The Janitor's Quiz

1. The Janitor's Closet ...
Is the size of a small state.
Contains the largest hairbrush collection on earth!
Has a bowling alley, sports arena and sound studio.
All of the above

2. The Janitor has written a number of spanking stories about what classic TV series.
Gunsmoke
The Twilight Zone
The Brady Bunch
Little House on the Praire

3. Ginger Root has a special purpose in the Janitorium which is..
The Janitor is a great Chinese chef!
The Janitor uses it to brush his teeth.
The Janitor uses it as a suppository for naughty girls.
The Janitor grows it because it makes beautiful flowers.

4. Which of these is a favorite hobby of Da Janitor?
BBQ grilling.
Bowling
Driving a volvo
All of the above

5. What is the Janitor's Favorite Hockey Team?
The New York Rangers!
The J E T S Jets Jets Jets!
Let's GO Islanders!
The Yankees!

6. Which of the following makes the Janitor smile with his teeth.
A freshly made bed.
A cold shower
Dead batteries in his remote control.
A naughty girl begging for her panties to remain up during her spanking.

7. What drink makes the Janitor especially strict, yet oddly fair?
coffee
coffEE
COFFee!
Diet coke

8. Which of the following IRKs da Janitor?
The Newsgroup Bastards
Hockey Strikes
A gutter ball
All of the above.

9. Why are the Janitorial hairbrushes numbered?
The number tells the amount of swats to be administered.
The number tells how severe the hairbrush is, with #13 being the most severe.
The number tells what age the person getting the spanking should be.
The number means nothing, the janitor just likes math.

10. When Da Janitor types "DERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" what is the correct response?
AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
huh?
Ice Cream!!!!!!!
Yes Sir!!!!!!

11. What is the proper way to tell if a naughty girl is sick?
Place your hand on her forehead and look concerned.
Take her temperature orally.
Insert a glass rectal thermometer into her tight little bummy hole.
Use one of those new fangled digital thermometers and stick it under her armpit.

12. When Da Janitor "Smiles with Teeth" what cartoon character does that remind him of?
The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland
Muttley the snickering dog
Garfield the cat
Snoopy from Peanuts

13.Why must the panties come down for a spanking?
So the Janitor can inspect for naughty girl skid marks
To make it easier to insert the rectal thermometer
Because the Grand PooB of spanking says it must be this way!
All of the above.

14.Which movie is Da Janitor's absolute favorite that makes him feel GREAT every time he watches it? (He likes all these movies, but only one is his favorite)
Secretary
The Green Mile
Pulp Fiction
Garden State

15. After a spanking and you are forgiven for being a naughty girl, what does the Janitor do?
He grabs the Remote Control
He rubs tushy cream on your bottom
He shares his pixie sticks with you.
All of the above!

Score =
Correct answers:

How did you do?
Rank yourself according to the following grading chart.

100% A+ You are a VERY GOOD girl, and you will get tushy cream after your spanking.

90-99% A Good girl, but slight naughtiness means room for improvement. You must be checked for a fever.

80-89% B A trip over my knee with # 13 would improve your study skills

70-79% C A young lady who is trying, but most likely has the occasional skid mark.

60-69% D A 2 quart enema is the solution

59%
and below Failed Naughty Girls who fail should feel very ashamed and spend a good portion of each day visiting the Janitorium!

Now do it again...
and this time get it right!

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1. The Janitor's Closet ... Is the size of a small state. Contains the largest hairbrush collection on earth! Has a bowling alley, sports arena and sound studio. All of the above 2. The Janitor has written a number of spanking stories about what classic TV series. Gunsmoke The Twilight Zone The Brady Bunch Little House on the Praire 3. Ginger Root has a special purpose in the Janitorium which is.. The Janitor is a great Chinese chef! The Janitor uses it to brush his teeth. The Janitor uses it as a suppository for naughty girls. The Janitor grows it because it makes beautiful flowers. 4. Which of these is a favorite hobby of Da Janitor? BBQ grilling. Bowling Driving a volvo All of the above 5. What is the Janitor's Favorite Hockey Team? The New York Rangers! The J E T S Jets Jets Jets! Let's GO Islanders! The Yankees! 6. Which of the following makes the Janitor smile with his teeth. A freshly made bed. A cold shower Dead batteries in his remote control. A naughty girl begging for her panties to remain up during her spanking. 7. What drink makes the Janitor especially strict, yet oddly fair? coffee coffEE COFFee! Diet coke 8. Which of the following IRKs da Janitor? The Newsgroup Bastards Hockey Strikes A gutter ball All of the above. 9. Why are the Janitorial hairbrushes numbered? The number tells the amount of swats to be administered. The number tells how severe the hairbrush is, with #13 being the most severe. The number tells what age the person getting the spanking should be. The number means nothing, the janitor just likes math. 10. When Da Janitor types "DERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" what is the correct response? AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! huh? Ice Cream!!!!!!! Yes Sir!!!!!! 11. What is the proper way to tell if a naughty girl is sick? Place your hand on her forehead and look concerned. Take her temperature orally. Insert a glass rectal thermometer into her tight little bummy hole. Use one of those new fangled digital thermometers and stick it under her armpit. 12. When Da Janitor "Smiles with Teeth" what cartoon character does that remind him of? The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland Muttley the snickering dog Garfield the cat Snoopy from Peanuts 13.Why must the panties come down for a spanking? So the Janitor can inspect for naughty girl skid marks To make it easier to insert the rectal thermometer Because the Grand PooB of spanking says it must be this way! All of the above. 14.Which movie is Da Janitor's absolute favorite that makes him feel GREAT every time he watches it? (He likes all these movies, but only one is his favorite) Secretary The Green Mile Pulp Fiction Garden State 15. After a spanking and you are forgiven for being a naughty girl, what does the Janitor do? He grabs the Remote Control He rubs tushy cream on your bottom He shares his pixie sticks with you. All of the above! Score = Correct answers:
How did you do? Rank yourself according to the following grading chart.
100%	A+	You are a VERY GOOD girl, and you will get tushy cream after your spanking.
90-99%	A	Good girl, but slight naughtiness means room for improvement. You must be checked for a fever.
80-89%	B	A trip over my knee with # 13 would improve your study skills
70-79%	C	A young lady who is trying, but most likely has the occasional skid mark.
60-69%	D	A 2 quart enema is the solution
59% and below	Failed	Naughty Girls who fail should feel very ashamed and spend a good portion of each day visiting the Janitorium!
Now do it again... and this time get it right!
Return to the Janitorium