Da Janitor's Startling Photo Collection
The Grand Opening of the Janitorial Raceway!
below the Janitorial Bowling lanes. On the first night of racing, the Janitor himself
can be seen handing out trophies and plaques to the winning drivers.
The winner of Race 13 was "Six of the Best"
Harry Hairbrush in the sulky.
Da Janitor is Honored at the Islander's Game
Da Janitor's Jersey was recently raised into the
heights of the Coliseum.
Congratulations Janitor Steve and to the #13 hairbrush!
Ballpark Welcomes Da Janitor
Da Janitor attended a rained out ballgame in Baltimore during his yearly birthday celebration, but was pleased to see the infield covered with this tarp!
Da Janitor's mASSive Computer Room
Risking life, limb and a bitter cold enema, Zoey snuck onto the
eleventh floor of Da Janitor's closet and snapped this picture of Da
Janitor's mASSive computer room. She should have used a wide angle
lens, as only one fourth of the room came out into the picture. You can
also see the Da Janitorium private sports arena in the background.
Needless to say, this is all very startling!
IronButt vs the Chopping Board Paddle
Feb 15
Da Janitor's antique chopping board paddle that blistered numerous behinds throughout the years, met its match when spanking the behind of Zoey Mantis. What is startling about this picture, is not so much that Z's bottom broke yet another spanking implement, but that Steven immediately jumped up from spanking Z and grabbed his camera to take a picture. :) The paddle was glued together, retired permanently from spanking, and will someday reside in the "Janitorium History Museum" - which is slated to open in the year 2010.
Feb 18
This is a startling picture as well, which illustrates beautifully that with a little perseverance on the part of Da Janitor and great risk to his personal implement collection, three days of spanking later Z's ironbutt actually does turn a lovely shade of good girl RED! The shirt says on the back - "Daddy's GG" (Daddy's Good Girl) in green lettering. :-)
Corrupted Elmo
Elmo awaits the maid - posed with the #13 hairbrush, Beef Jerky, folded belt, remote control and of course... plenty of tushy cream.
The Very Naughty Giraffe
Look what Da Janitor captured a picture of at the
Bronx Zoo!
