Before You Spank,
first ask how they make a living.
(ten years of spanking)

js@smilingwithteeth.com


Dec 29, 2003 MARKED 10 YEARS SINCE I FIRST FOUND THE ONLINE SPANKING COMMUNITY. THIS IS ANOTHER IN A SERIES OF MY OWN EXPERIENCES OVER THE LAST 10 YEARS. MOST OF THESE ARE NOT SPANKING STORIES, PER SE. THEY ARE DETAILS OF SITUATIONS THAT LEAD TO SPANKINGS.

It was circa 1995 and I was looking forward to meeting Iris. I had known her online for probably about a year. We began chatting in IM's and she seemed like a really nice lady, or should I say, a nice kinky lady. I always enjoyed our conversations and she was just bratty enough to get me to cross the line from "Yeah, I'd like to warm her backside," straight to, "I want to spank the absolute living daylights out of her."

One barrier to our meeting was logistical in nature. Iris lived on the West coast while I was in NY. So, it seemed IM conversations would have to suffice, along with the occasional phone call. I enjoyed the online role-playing we engaged in and of course, I would threaten to spank her all the time. OK, perhaps I threatened to give her more than a mere spanking. I can recall a time where I threatened to give her an enema too. OK, maybe I made that threat more than just once. I also recall promising to use a butt plug on her. Yeah, I guess I told her that more than once too.

I was delighted when I was told that Iris was going to visit a mutual female friend of ours, who lived about an hour away from me. We all made plans to meet on Saturday night. I remember driving to my friends house and meeting Iris. We ordered pizza and were all sitting around chatting when Iris looks at me and says, "Steven, do you realize that you had never asked me what I do for a living?" I looked at Iris and thought to myself, "Oh no, she's a cop." While I smiled at her with my teeth, I managed to say, "Well, I was always too busy spanking you, I guess. "Besides, I usually don't ask questions like that." Iris looked at me and said, "Well, aren't you curious to know what I do?" By this point, my heart jumped into my throat. Finally, I managed to say, "OK, um, what do you do for a living?" Iris smiled at me, yet again with her teeth. She didn't say a word, but instead, handed me a business card. When I read it, it said, "Iris Jones, Ordained Minister."

Before I could stop, my mouth dropped open and the words, "Jesus Christ!" slipped out. I looked at Iris and said, "Oh sorry. My God!" Whoops, I had goofed up yet again. Everyone in the house (there were around 5 of us) started laughing. I looked at Iris and said, "I can't believe I now have threatened to give a minister a butt fucking, a spanking and an enema." After that experience, I began to make one of my first questions, "So, what do you do for a living?" That's a far cry from a vanilla man's first IM to many women of, "So, what size cup to you wear?"

Iris did get a good sound spanking that day, after I got over the shock of what she did for a living. I do believe over the next week or so, she gave most of her sermons standing up.


Steven (Active in the online spanking community since 1993)


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