Vanilla Daddy
(
A Poem in Progress)

Vanilla Daddy was originally composed by Z and Steven one weekend in Sept of 03 - they keep adding new verses as they think of them. Zoey thinks Vanilla Daddy is SCARY!

 

Eventually we will get a sound file for Vanilla Daddy so you can sing along!

 


Vanilla Daddy is coming to your town;
Vanilla Daddy never pulls your panties down.
Vanilla Daddy, it really is a thrill,
When Vanilla Daddy fires up the grill.

Vanilla Daddy it's not an imposition,
Cus Vanilla Daddy only likes missionary position.
Vanilla Daddy, his favorite rock song is Ripples
Vanilla Daddy loves to tweak and pull your nipples.

Vanilla Daddy is not considered crass
Cus Vanilla Daddy never travels up your ass.
Vanilla Daddy, he really is quite nice
Vanilla Daddy, he'll pinch each nipple twice.

Vanilla Daddy he really is a hit
Vanilla Daddy never asks to watch you shit
Vanilla Daddy, you never need to pout
Cus Vanilla Daddy never wear's your anus out!

 

(more to come)

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