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I have posted about this a few times before, but I guess it's something that many spankos worry about. What will happen if I am playing rather loudly and someone calls the police? Years ago, that is exactly what I experienced. The person I was playing with tended to be very loud, although all the noise was role-playing with her yelling, NO DADDY DON'T PULL MY PANTIES DOWN! We had played many times in the past without incident but I think one day my neighbor was in a very bad mood and he decided to call the police. The neighbors name was Mark and he lived with his girlfriend Debbie. We had just finished playing and she was in the shower and I was in the kitchen when there came a knock on the door. Earlier my neighbor had banged on the wall and I simply banged back. I guess that made him really cranky. I stormed to the door figuring it was my neighbor and I was all ready for a fight, but when I swung the door open, there were four police officers standing there. The cops were very professional and said, "We got a call about suspected abuse. "Do you live with anyone?" Now I always try and use humor when I can, so my reply to the cops was, "Yes, but she doesn't abuse me." They smiled and said, almost apologetically, "well, we really need to check." So, one of the cops walked in while the others stayed with me at the door. He went to the bathroom door and asked, "Are you OK?" I heard some talking but could not make out what was being said. Finally, I heard her voice saying, "Do I look afraid?" followed by, "look, we were making love!" The cop turned around and his face was bright red as he said into his talkie, "It's OK here. It was just a 45," which I take it to mean, just two loud people having sex. After that, we slipped a note under our neighbors door saying, we were playing and when we do, we play loudly sometimes, but nobody is being hurt. We got a note from them under our door apologizing. After that, when I saw them in the hallway, they couldn't even look at me. They were totally embarrassed which was not good. So one day, I'm waiting for the elevator with them, and Mark is holding "The Club," in his hands. That is the anti-theft device that you place over your steering wheel. In order to break the ice, I look at Mark and at his girlfriend and then I said, "Wow, the club. "That's kind of severe don't you think? "I mean, I don't even use that!" Well they both laughed and after that everything was fine between us. It is my feeling that when I opened the door and the cops noticed my apartment was neat and clean and not disheveled, and I was not sweating or hurt in any way. It didn't look at first inspection as if this was any kind of domestic dispute and I think in this case, having a sense of humor about it helped to make even the cops feel like this was just a "45." Steven (spanking the police) © js@smilingwithteeth.com
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